YOU'VE GOT YOGMÆL!!!

Hi all! Today is the equivilent of Christmas Day in the Gardonyi household,
which is why I'm really compiling this list Monday afternoon.

I opened a couple of gifts on Sunday, and I was pleased to find albums--real
vinyl--from a couple of friends. IN addition to Older and Fantastic, I now
own Make it Big and Faith. I guess I have to finish the collection somehow
now.

AND AWAY WE GO...
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Adrianna78-at-aol.com writes:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a peripheral was stirring, not even a mouse.
The modem was plugged to the phone line with care
In hopes that a download soon would be there.

Our pirates were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of unprotects danced in their heads.
And Mama in her kerchief, and I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.

When up on the hard drive there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the monitor I flew like a flash,
Sat down at the keyboard, gave the spacebar a mash.

The sight on the screen, all a'flicker with snow,
Gave the luster of power surge to the menu below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But an autoexec.bat that seemed rather queer.

With a little print driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment I had seen a new trick.
More rapid than eagles the cursors they came;
My MIDI whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!

"Now Format, now Rename, now Copy, and Enter!
On Num Lock, on Caps Lock, on Scroll Lock, and Printer!
"To the top of the page, to the top of the doc,
Now tab it and bold it and merge it and block!"

As utilities that build up the CPU speed
Clash with just the programs I need,
So up to the screen top the cursors they flew,
With a RAM full of memory and an expansion board too.

And then, in a twinkling I heard on the speaker,
The grinding of the hard drive growing much weaker.
As I tried to reboot and turn it around,
The attributes changed from blue into brown.

I hit the control, the alt, and delete.
The screen message it gave me, I cannot repeat.
It asked me to Ignore, Retry, or Abort.
It told me the parallel had become the comm port.

Its lights how they twinkled; its pixels how merry,
Its prompts were all scrambled, like a bowl full of cherries.
It sounded just like it wanted to blow;
The screen was suddenly white as the snow.

It scrolled its directory before my eyes
With programs I didn't even recognize.
It wouldn't see D:, it wouldn't see E:;
I couldn't get out of B: into C:.

Norton's tried to read it, finally finding the FAT;
But alas! The disk was faulty, and couldn't reformat.
Away flew the DBase; away flew the DOS-es;
Away flew the WordStar; right out with the Windows.

The spreadsheets were spreading; the footers were headings;
What once had been memory was close to forgetting.
When the grinding was over and the smoke had all cleared,
I looked at the hard drive; it was just as I feared.

The 600 meg wonder had crashed in the night;
I'll never be able to block out that sight!
So tell everyone you know to avoid my plight;
Back up your files! Merry Christmas! Good Night!
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freyes-at-kmi.com (Frank Reyes) writes:

HI AG. 12/20/96
I really loved watching the George Michael Unplugged and he did a
great job. I am so proud to say that the man is back and ready to go
and show his talents again. It's just too bad that he will not be
releasing the compact disc or video to the unplugged, because I
believe it would be a very big seller in the U.S and abroad. I did end
up videotaping it and I watch it over and over and it just drives my
roommate crazy because he is not really a George Michael Fan but he
does love the way he sang "I Can't Make You Love Me". I really thought
that was the best song of the unplugged and I really would have loved
to see the other songs he sang that were not shown. I believe it was a
two hour show. Well, hopefully he will change his mind and release the
unplugged. That would be great.

(I'm sure the decision not to release was not his to make. AG)

Sorry about not posting any earlier but the holidays are
approaching very fast and I still have so much to do and really have
been busy at work. I would like to wish you and all of the Yog Fans
out there a very Merry Christmas and A Very Happy New Year Too. May 97
be our year for an awesome George Michael Tour. We are way past
overdue for one and I really can't wait.
Good Night and take care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Yogaddict,
Frank Reyes
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lisamark-at-mobis.com (Mark and Lisa) write:
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Is it George?

No, I don't think it could be. You're right Amanda, it doesn't fit his
speech patterns and it doesn't fit his personality....

Not a very good attempt at imitating the man if you ask me.....

Mark
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thatu-at-ingr.com (Hatu, Tim) writes:

I would like to wish you all a merry christams and a happy new year.

Cheers

Tim
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ARMANIDK-at-aol.com (Deepak) writes:
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Hi Amanda,

Your doing a great job. Please don't listen to the assh*les who have been
nasty to you. Thanks for all the effort :-)

(Thanks to you. We did lose someone today, but he was sweet enough to thank
me for all the effort. AG)

Deepak
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yogfan-at-adnetsol.com (Nancy) writes:
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GM FAN MEETING:

Is anyone else in California interested in getting together for a fan
meeting?
SO far, I have heard from three fans - anymore out there?

Nancy
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Scarlett54-at-aol.com (Rebecca) writes:
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Hi Nancy-
I'm in Southern California and I think A GM get together would be great!!
Please give me more details!!

Love-
Rebecca
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106350.3601-at-compuserve.com (P PRYOR) writes:

DEAR AMANDA,
JUST A QUICK NOTE AS TO A REFERENCE IN A RECENT YOGMAIL. ALTHOUGH MR JACKS
IS IN EDGWARE LONDON,GEORGES DAD NO LONGER OWNS THE
RESTAURANT AS HE SOLD IT ON TO THEO THE RESTAURANTS MANAGER.BUT IT DOES STILL
CARRY THE MR JACKS NAME.I KNOW THIS AS I DROVE PAST IT THE OTHER NIGHT ON MY
WAY TO THE EVITA PREMIER IN LEICESTER SQUARE. WHERE I MIGHT ADD THAT MADONNA
LOOKED STUNNING.WE EVEN WHENT BACK TO THE CARLTON TOWERS HOTEL WHERE SHE WAS
STAYING.
BUT MADONNA BEING MADONNA SIMPLY WOULD NOT ACKNOWLEDGE US OUTSIDE AND WHEN
SHE DID EVENTUALLY STEP OUT OF THE LIMO,SHE WOULDNT TURN AROUND FOR US TO
SEE HER. OH WELL, AT LEAST WE SAW HER BACK END.....

(No comment... AG)

TILL LATER,TAKE CARE,JEFF.

!!!!!MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

P.S ON ANOTHER NOTE.THE STW EP IS STILL AVAILABLE HERE IN UK IF ANYONE WANTS
ONE. AND THE DAVID FROST INTERVIEW WAS A FULL HALF HOUR SHOW SHOWN ON UK TV
MAINLY AS YOU SAY ABOUT THE COURT CASE.I ALSO HAVE THIS ON VIDEO TAPE IF
ANYONE WANTS IT. ALSO AMANDA,IF YOU HAVENT GOT THE DAVID FROST INTERVIEW I
WOULD GLADLY SWAP YOU FOR A COPY OF THE MADONNA/OPRAH INTERVIEW?????PLEASE
LET ME KNOW...

(I'll let you know Jeff, but even if I don't bother with the Frost interview,
I can make sure to copy the Madonna/Oprah interview. AG)
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rl.williams-at-dial.pipex.com (Richard William) writes:

I would like to wish everybody a very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year...

Best wishes

Richard Williams
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(Just a note, AOL gang, we can't access this through AOL, but I'm sure it's
lovely! Thanks Richard!. AG)
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SNAPPING-at-aol.com (Carolyn) writes:
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Amanda - Love the new title. Creative touch. Faithfully and Older -
Carolyn

(Creative is indeed the word for it...more oregano anyone? AG)
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crustyag-at-aol.com (Ricky Reyes) writes:
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Where can I find copies of the Spinning the Wheel release? I look for all
the George Michael releases in Austin Texas, but I seriously doubt they will
carry the single release.

(I got mine at an import shop where I live, but the vast majority of people
have had to import their copies themself. AG)

 

I would also like to know if there is a place I can order George Michael
merchandise? I am probably one of the biggest fans and this information
would be greatly appreciated.

I am new to this web site and read about George starting a concert tour next
year. Are there any concert dates/places set as of yet?

(Nope. AG)

Thanks
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001650r-at-axe.acadiau.ca (LISE A. ROBICHAUD) writes:

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Hi!!
Dont know if you already KNOW this, the MTV UNPLUGGED will air TONIGHT
on Much Music!! I just saw the commercial for it, it will be the Big Ticket
tonight. Check your local listiongs for exact time..I have to run out and buy
a new VRC tape, I am so glad it's coming on, what a great XMas present!!

(I had to buy a couple for the event too, I think in total I arranged to have
6 done, one for me, one for George in Australia, one for Ann Bolen, one for a
friend, one for my sister, and one as yet unspoken for. AG)

By the way, Happy Holidays and take care, and I really enjoy your mailing
list, reading them makes my day.

(I love hearing stuff like that. Thanks! AG)

You work too hard though! Relax in front of that TV tonight with a good cup
of EggYog (woops!) and enjoy the show! I know I wil!!

(I did relax in front of the TV, and his show helped to rid me of a nasty
headache I'd had all day! AG)

Joyeux Noel....Merry Christmas...err I meant Happy Christmas.. *smile*
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yogfan-at-adnetsol.com (Nancy) writes:
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In response to the questions on the David Frost Interview..

I have it available if anyone is interested. It was recorded a few days
after George lost the Sony court case. The interview is a good one. It is
about 1/2 hour long (maybe a little longer).

Nancy
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Cheshyrr-at-aol.com (Johanna) writes:
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<< "Never state, what you can't imply." (George Michael, 1992) >>

What was he referring to when he said that, and why is it so significant to
you, Amanda?

(As I do recall, he was insulting his then manager Rob Kahane. Here's the
scenario: Recall the line "You're such a, you're such a" in Too Funky. Rob
asks him what he meant. "You're such a fucking pain in the arse is what I
edited out" George tell him. "You weren't referring to me" Rob asks. "Never
state" said George "What you can't imply." Why is it so significant to me
Jo? If I told you, I'd have to kill you... AG)
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harley-at-centrum.dk (christian) writes:

Hi Amanda here is two quistions from Denmark.

Who is David austin? what does he have to do with GM?

(Dave Austin is George's best friend. They've been friends since the "60's
back when it still snowed". He was almost the guitarist in Wham! George and
Dave have worked together a lot in the past, and are regular clubbing
buddies. AG)

And have any one herad the song HAPPY? the lyrics is in the book BARE.

(Yes, it's on Red Hot & Dance, and sample is in the Too Funky remix called
Too Jazzy. AG)

Have a great x-mas everybody
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its156-at-freenet.mb.ca (Kinga) writes:

Hi there yall! :-)

Ok..I saw IT last night and well, what can I say, I must share my thoughts
with...ummm..about, what is that, Amanda, 200 folks? Call me shy. ;o)

(350 actually. AG)

Well, he looked BRILLIANT...(or as my friend would put it, droolworthy). And
his voice was GREAT, however, had he stood up, I think he would have sounded
much more powerful. But such is life, and I thought the show was TO DIE
FOR!!!!

I loved every single song he sang (even Father Figure, even though it's one
of my least faves *ducking*). "ICMYLM" caused about 5 million shivers to run
up and down my body and "YHBL" made me quite emotional. I must, however,
disagree with someone here (I believe it was you, Amanda) who said that the
new version of "ESW" is not as good as the old one. I found this one much,
much better...no more "aaah-aaah- too-doo-doo" or whatever. I love it!!!
It's terribly good!

(It was I, but then I found myself singing the new chorus for 48 solid hours,
and I think I honestly like it now. AG)

Hmmm..what else is there...oh, I loved Shirley...she's such a sweetie. And
I'm very glad that Jay#1 and Jay#2 are still with him, as is Ola and Katie
and Sharon. It's super good to see him hang on to such obvious talent! And
of course, Hugh Burns and Chris Cameron and Danny Cummings have been with him
at least since "Faith".

(You know about the Jay#1 and Jay#2 thing? Cool! Was it just me, or was
Jay#1 seriously playing to the cameras! Hugh and Danny have been around

since Wham! AG)

Would have loved to have been there, even as the dirt beneath George's feet
(and I must agree with Strange's posting from a while back on the DC board
that the bopping up and down of his feet and his desperate attempts to dance
while sitting down were quite comical!!).

(I totally agree! AG)

Would have loved more shots of the audience to play "spot the
Panos/Panyiotou family" game (as my friend called it). All in all, an
EXCELLENT show!!

(I think I saw some people who resembled them during Praying for Time. AG)

Alrighty, enough of my yabbing! Hope you all enjoyed it as well!
Hugs
Kinga
____________________________________________________________
Back by not-so-popular demand: The computer taglines!!
"I am logged in, therefore I am."
The truth is out there?? Anyone knows the URL?
RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user
To err is human - and to blame it on the computer is even more so.
Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\>
(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue.
It said "Insert Disk#3', but only two will fit!!!!
How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder.
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Gcmessier (Martine) writes:
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Amanda, I take it for granted that so many people thank you for the
great job that you're doing with YOGMAIL, PURE DEDICATION! But this is my
special thanks to you for all of those long hours in front of the computer
screen. If I ever meet George, trust me when I say your name will definately
come up in the conversation. I'll let him know that you deserve a "PERSONAL"
thank you!

(Why thank *you* Martine! AG)

By the way, I think you'll be able to notice that I'm hooked to your idea of
typing out verses from his songs, but this is what I normally do when the
professors fails to keep me interested in class.

(I used to have a set of lecture notes that had various lyrics from 3 or 4
George and Madonna songs... AG)

"Don't worry about the details babe, I don't even want to waste your time,
Let's just say that maybe...."

Martine
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snait_m-at-netvision.net.il (Liron Meir) writes:
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Hi everybody. My name is Liron (I'm a girl) and I'm from Israel.

(Welcome to the family! AG)

I would like you to give me addresses of GM fans' clubs all over the world so
I can write to them. You can also e-mail me (snait_m-at-netvision.net.il) and
we can talk further.

(There is no official one, but there have to be a couple fan run ones. AG)

I would also like to know if there is a possibility to e-mail to George
himself?

(His record company is about to go online (http://www.aegean.net) but that's
all I can tell you for now. AG)

thank you for your future replies
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llkoh-at-pl.jaring.my writes:
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Hello A G

I just heard a jazzy version of Fastlove on the radio. It's kinda slow and
very jazzy with the sax and all. Anyone know what Mix is this called? If u
haven't heard of it yet, maybe I can record it to my PC and email the file to
u if u want. But the problem is that I don't know how to do it yet ( if it is
possible to do it through the mike). Just mail me okay?

(This is the FastLove Summer Mix, from the DreamWorks single of FastLove, and
it's the same one he did for the Unplugged. You can record it to a file, but
it would eat a hell of a lot of time to up and download. AG)

And i just read in a magazine that a freelance write asked GM for an
autograph in Paris during the launch of Older there. The guy asked GM to sign
"Darling George" but Yog declined and said, "you might hold it against me
later" and signed a simple "Love George". So maybe its true Yog has been
waiting for the news to come out sooner or later ( The Big Issue).

(OK, I'm confused, how does a "Love George" mean he's come out, even though
he pretty much has...As I hear, that's just the way he signs his autographs.
AG)

And can anyone tell me when is the next sigle out? And which one will it be?
I hope it's OLder cos I luv that song.

(It will be Older in the UK, and the release date is....hmmm....um help! AG)

Anyway, thats all. Bye.
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marti-at-grn.es (Marti Blesa) writes:
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Hi Amanda,

This message follows my last message. I requested the Unplugged, today I've
seen in Spanish TV a program about Yog, teoricaly called Unplugged, but it
has realy been the interview of MTV with pieces from videos and three songs
(not even complete), so today I really want a copy of the concert. I've even
thought of cancelling my account with this TV channel (is a pay-TV after
this, but they show good movies!).

(You want one on video? AG)
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vcufalo-at-mathsoft.co.uk (vcufalo) writes:
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Hi all

Hope you have a great Christmas, and an even greater new year!!!

seeya in 1997 (maybe!!)

Love

Enza
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SNAPPING-at-aol.com (Carolyn) writes:
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About those people who are so rude when they leave - I call them spoilers.
They can be found everywhere in life - they exist to criticize, belittle,
harp and ruin whatever is making other people happy. I avoid them at all
costs but online it is not quite as easy. Just be glad you're not one and if
you don't respond to them they disappear real fast, searching for someone to
get attention from. They think everything is made for them and must gratify
their own personal need - but don't seem to know what that need is. They are
miserable - addicted to the high they get off putting others down. In school
they are popular - because it is cool to make fun - but later on when we
start to find our own levels of comraderie and interests and peer pressure is
not a driving force, they can't find a niche - except to bitch at those who
have. Ignore them and they'll go away - pity them - for they are angry and
vengful. Amen.

(Indeed! Thanks Carolyn! BTW, got your XMas card today, thanks and Merry
Christmas to you too! AG)

NEW YORK--(ENTERTAINMENT WIRE)--December 23, 1996--

John Popper and Busta Rhymes Are Among Musician Guests Who Discuss The Year
In Music
"MTV News Presents...," the new weekly showcase for MTV News
special programming, will debut the series' first roundtable discussion on
Sunday, Dec. 29 at 10:30PM (ET/PT).
Moderated by MTV News anchor Kurt Loder, the theme of the first
roundtable will be the year in music. Loder will be joined by special guests
John Popper of Blues Traveler, rapper Busta Rhymes, music critic Karen
Schoemer of Newsweek, and Adario Strange, executive editor of The Source.
Topics discussed include Tupac Skakur and the impact of his death
on his fans and the music industry, the aborted reunion of Van Halen, the
status of alternative music, and a final wrap up on the most (and least)
successful albums of the year. The panel argues whether or not alternative
music is alive and well, with the rise of such bands as Bush. Also discussed
are some of the artists who have gone head to head with their record label,
including George Michael and his lawsuit with Sony, and the Artist Formerly
Known As Prince, who recently launched his first album Emancipation on his
own label, NPG Records/Paisley Park Studios.
This marks the first in a series of forums where a variety of
celebrity guests from the worlds of music, politics and entertainment will
gather together to discuss youth oriented issues that are making the headline
news.
MTV Networks, a unit of Viacom Inc., owns and operates five cable
television programming services -- MTV: Music Television, M2, VH1,
Nickelodeon/Nick at Nite, and Nick at Nite's TV Land -- all of which are
trademarks of MTV Networks.
CONTACT:
MTV Networks, New York
Andrea Smith
Manager, Communications
212/258-8768
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Whamerica-at-aol.com (Alicia) writes:
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Hi! I just wanted to wish my YM family: HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Much luv,
Alicia:)
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To Wrap it Up:

I just heard--minutes ago--that People magazine slammed Older...but they at
least ran good picture my friend assures me...oh well...

Happy Christmas to the faithful, and to all a good night.

"Never state, what you can't imply."

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